Off Topic My sad history - REAL LIFE NURU MASSAGE

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Off Topic My sad history - REAL LIFE NURU MASSAGE

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well i have no one to tell this history so here it goes, i found a Nuru massage in my city, i entered in contact with them via whats app, they said that was a sexual massage with a happy ending. i paid R$ 400,00 for the'' full experience'' they advertised themselves as pretty discret, and exclusive. the girl was gorgeous, the massage was naked skin to skin. she was petite, blond, and thin, must be 21-22y, with pierced niple i was pretty happy, but she was silent like a mute, answering my questions in a mechanic way ( pretty boring ) she touched my D. and jerked me off, was so mecanic and boring that i coudn´t cum (i was still hard), i asked if i could touch her, and she said that i couldn´t finger her. so i touched but and boob, no reaction. boring. annoyed i asked if was just that, if there was no penetration or BJ, she said no. At that point i was irritated, for paid R$ 400,00 to have a pretty woman teasing me and do nothing. i got home and talked to them on whats app, the fuckers had the audacity to say that was a sexual massage, not sex. Give me a break. she does 90% but not 100%? is this the kat wonders of prostitution? Bruh moment
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Help me cope folks, blue ball of the year
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Damn. That's some serious blue balls
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Shit man, that’s a really expensive handjob lol
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Kat wonders of prostitution. Lmfao
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Perhaps some things are lost in translation but yeah usually these "sexual massage" places are handjob and condom-blowjob (sometimes, but fucking really what's the point?) only. Her not being able to fake acting into it would be just bad service. Leave a bad review if you can and don't go again.... but I'm not sure what you expected. She gave you the massage, jerked you off and let you feel her titties. I don't think there is any kind of massage where the masseuse is supposed to enjoy it, it's about your pleasure. Why not just buy an escort if you want to fuck? Many will do gfe or bare minimum pretend to like it .
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next time ask her to massage your chest by sitting on you belly. place your hand under her but. while she buzy massaging your chest u must quickly hold her butt up high and landing her on your dick.
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, just to clarify, you paid 400 (four hundred) BRL, about $70-80 USD, for the massage? Although you seem disappointed, that is not a bad price, assuming the entire massage lasted at least 60 mins.

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